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World Patrol

by Bluegrass Police

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1.
I went out lookin' fer some wood And I looked on up in the sky Planets are objects reflectin' sunlight There goes my first shootin' Star There goes my first shootin' Star There goes my first shootin' Star Oh Lord I claimed it to myself There goes my first shootin' Star I came back home to burn my wood I load it on up in the stove Well I saw a flash of light and I looked up in the sky There goes my first shootin' star There goes my first shootin' Star There goes my first shootin' Star Oh Lord I claimed it to myself There goes my first shootin' Star I went out lookin' fer some wood And I looked on up in the sky Planets are objects reflectin' sunlight There goes my first shootin' Star There goes my first shootin' Star There goes my first shootin' Star Oh Lord I claimed it to myself There goes my first shootin' Star
2.
On Patrol 01:31
Bluegrass Police on Patrol! Bluegrass Police on Patrol! If you break the rules, we'll throw you in the hole Bluegrass Police on Patrol! Bluegrass Police on the scene We are here to keep it clean If we spot a violation, we'll give you a citation Bluegrass Police on the scene Bluegrass Police on Patrol! Bluegrass Police on Patrol! Since we left Tennessee, the world's a better place to be Bluegrass Police on Patrol!
3.
County Fair 02:27
You get yer dress and I'll get my pants We'll go down to the county fair and dance You can be my gal and I'll be yer beau Kiss behind the bushes no one has to know Swing your partner do-si-do Promenade around the floor Smilin' at you you're smilin at me Looky how dancin' can set you free You and me on a starlit night Huggin' and kissin' and feelin' right C'mon now baby don't go home We're gonna dance 'til the morning comes Swing your partner do-si-do Promenade around the floor Smilin' at you you're smilin at me Looky how dancin' can set you free You get yer dress and I'll get my pants We'll go down to the county fair and dance You can be my gal and I'll be yer beau Kiss behind the bushes no one has to know
4.
Bar-B-Que 02:26
Come and Get It! barbecue. barbecue barbecue, barbecue Jake and Billy's country barbecue Jake and Billy's country barbecue You herbivores you better watch out The red meat makes us scream and shout Jake and Billy's country barbecue Hot dogs, chicken, pork chops, rib eyes, shiskabobs, peppers, hamburger, shrimp, salmon, marlin, tuna, sausage, onions, catfish, t-bone steak! Jake and Billy's country barbecue Jake and Billy's country barbecue You herbivores you better watch out The red meat makes us scream and shout Jake and Billy's country barbecue Hot dogs, chicken, pork chops, rib eyes, shiskabobs, peppers, hamburger, shrimp, salmon, marlin, tuna, sausage, onions, catfish, t-bone steak! Jake and Billy's country barbecue Jake and Billy's country barbecue You herbivores you better watch out The red meat makes us scream and shout Jake and Billy's country barbecue
5.
It ain't easy livin' depressed The fence needs mendin' The barn's a mess My wife's still wearin' That gingham dress It ain't easy livin' depressed We bust the sod Our fingers bleed We pray to God and plant the seed We keep a little they take the rest No it ain't easy livin' depressed It ain't easy livin' depressed The fence needs mendin' The barn's a mess My wife's still wearin' That gingham dress No, It ain't easy livin' depressed Can't make no money No work to do Can't buy no feed Can't fix no shoes We get so hungry We go to bed No, it ain't easy livin' depressed It ain't easy livin' depressed The fence needs mendin' The barn's a mess My wife's still wearin' That gingham dress No, It ain't easy livin' depressed
6.
Well I'm in the doghouse agin' I'm in the doghouse agin' Nothin' I say or do is right All you wanna do is fuss and fight I'm in the doghouse agin' Take Fido's picture off the wall Take the bone the water dish and all Put my name above the door Fodo don't live here no more I'm in the doghouse agin' Well I'm in the doghouse agin' I'm in the doghouse agin' She can yell and I can't hear Playin' cards and drinkin' beer I'm in the doghouse agin' Then the rains begin to fall "honey come home" She calls from the door "supper's ready" Tellin' me to come in "I baked a pie" I yelled out "I can swim!" I'm in the doghouse agin' I'm in the doghouse agin' Nothin' I say or do is right All you wanna do is fuss and fight I'm in the doghouse agin' L:yin' here shiverin' in the cold But it don't bother me at all I'd rather lie here scratchin' fleas Than crawl home on my knees I'm in the doghouse agin' I'm in the doghouse agin' Nothin' I say or do is right All you wanna do is fuss and fight I'm in the doghouse agin'
7.
I can't run my mouth when I go down south I get in trouble everytime These things in my head they must be said Darn that yankee tongue of mine Well, Darn that yankee tongue of mine Gets my ass kicked everytime These things in my head they must be said Darn that yankee tongue of mine I git on the bus, I sit in the back Sittin' with some friends of mine Some people stare, boy why you sit back der? Darn that yankee tongue of mine Well, Darn that yankee tongue of mine Gets my ass kicked everytime These things in my head they must be said Darn that yankee tongue of mine Now, I see them fellers in them long white robes Their hats point to the sky Now boys can't you see this is the land of the free Darn that yankee tongue of mine Well, Darn that yankee tongue of mine Gets my ass kicked everytime These things in my head they must be said Darn that yankee tongue of mine
8.
Ol' Kentucky 02:40
I left my home in Ol' Kentucky And I wound up in Cincinnati The Reds were on the road and I was there With pushers, prostitutes and queers I wanna go home, I wanna go home to my Ol' Kentucky Garbage everywhere, juvenile deliquency The buildings go so high, You can't even see the sky It doesn't matter where I look, right left low or high I just can't seem to find mom's apple pie I wanna go home, I wanna go home to my Ol' Kentucky I left my home in Ol' Kentucky And I wound up in Cincinnati The Reds were on the road and I was there With pushers, prostitutes and queers I wanna go home, I wanna go home to my Ol' Kentucky
9.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! You jump off your boats and Beat us with your clubs Bash in our legs 'Til all we got are stubs Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Elvis had them hits Since 1953 That's nothin' compared To the hits they put on me! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis! You bust up our skulls And sit around and gloat Walk into town And sell my skin to make a coat Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch We deserve a stamp like Elvis!
10.
Since you left and went away I'm all alone on Christmas day All alone and dreamin' of you I'm gonna miss your Christmas glow under a lonesome mistletoe But you're gonna miss the Christmas Barbecue 'Cause The church bells will be ringin' Midnight Christmas Eve Steaks and burgers and chops all sizzlin' Around the Christmas tree I'm gonna miss your Christmas glow under a lonesome mistletoe But you're gonna miss the Christmas Barbecue Well no cookies for ol' Chris Kringle It's a party he'll have to mingle Sippin' on Iron City Beer and Jim Beam Before we send him on his jolly way We'll have a giggle in Santa's sleigh And you gonna miss this crazy Christmas scene 'Cause The church bells will be ringin' Midnight Christmas Eve Steaks and burgers and chops all sizzlin' Around the Christmas tree I'm gonna miss your Christmas glow under a lonesome mistletoe But you're gonna miss the Christmas Barbecue
11.
Dom Coyote 03:43
I can dream like Rip Van Winkle Countin' sheep for twenty years I can dream of Jeannie With the light brown hair I can dream like Walter Mitty In my cab on the Lower East Side But I can't dream like Dom Coyote Dom Coyote's born to ride No I can't dream like Dom Coyote Dom Coyote's born to ride He was born a son of a tailor He came from Florence, Italy On his passport read Dominic Ciotti 'Til he got to the land of the free He traveled west to find his fortune Like many a young man had done To the prairie of North Dakota Where the Lakota Sioux and buffalo run In his satchel he was bearin' The spices from his native land To cook a feast for old Chief Lakota In exchange for his daughter's hand The chief asked him, "Son what's your name?" He took the passport from his hand And he pronounced him Dom Coyote He said, "Welcome to our land." Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote It was early the next mornin' Down by the adobe stove Stokin' fire 'n' boilin' water And choppin' a garlic clove Now the braves were gettin' hungry And the wine goin' to their heads They smelled fried peppers and lasagne And that fresh Italian bread The Chief was chompin' and smilin' Then he stood and looked in his eyes He told the braves to fetch his daughter And he handed Dom Coyote his prize Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote, Dom Coyote

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This is an album of satirical tunes that poke fun at the frailties of the human condition.

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released July 9, 2016

All Songs written by: Robert Gabig and Jack Bishop
Robert Gabig: Guitar, Dobro, Vocals, Drum (Dom Coyote)
Jack Bishop: Jew's Harp, Hedge Clippers, Vocals

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Bluegrass Police Los Angeles, California

In the summer of 1986, in the hills of Pennsylvania, the Bluegrass Police were born. In pursuit of Hilarity the BGP poke fun at human behavior by touching on topics of racism, sterotypes, segregation, poverty, sexuality, brutality, domestic tension, etc. They poke fun at these human phenomena all the while denouncing the abuses. It is truly clever poetry crafted by Robert Gabig and Jack Bishop. ... more

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